theories and other errata

The backwards name theory: if you pronounce someone's name backwards, it reveals an inherent (yet sometimes hidden) truth about them...

Tulika = Akilut = I'll kill it!
Sarah = Haras = Harass
Lisa = Asil = A seal
Mee Ko = Okeem = Oh, chem!
Rohini = Inihor = Any whore
Vivian = Naiviv = Naive
Aliyah = Hayila = Same (ooooooh...)

Bonding over being "beaten" as children (feather duster!)...except Sarah (token white girl...grounding????? puh-leeze).

Weak sauce!

"Nooooooooooooo...bitch!" to the girl who wants to copy my math notes.

Lisa's split personality "Marly..."

Discussing Reading Rainbow...
Henry: I'll be right back...
(comes back a minute later blaring the theme song from laptop)
funnier than it sounds, guys...