funnies

on chivalrous acts:
Lisa: I'd want a guy to stand in between me and a hobo on the street..."

on what you'd do if it was the last day on earth:
Rohini: "I'd find a hot guy..."
Tulika: "And do what?"
Me: "And make out with him!"
Rohini: "And make love to him!"

Lisa: "I would kiss someone!"
(later)
Lisa: " I'd get married!"

on Lord of the Rings
Sarah and Cindy (in unison): "Frodo's a little bitch!"