I'm sorry, they're too funny not to be posted

"Attila the pope" - Vivian

on naming Star Wars planets...
Me: "Isn't Endor the planet where the Ewoks live?"
Vivian: "Endor is a moon."

"Adam is so... square backpack!" - Mee Ko

Vivian: "What are those post office boxes called?"
Me: "Mailboxes?"
Mee Ko (outraged): "Whaaaaaatttt?"