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Vivian: "My brother threatened to bleach my Mr. and Mrs. Smith shirt...and I was like, WHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAATTTTTTT????"

Henry: "Mike's balls are so low..." (ok, referring to tennis)

Slackjaw for days on end...

Rohini to first-year: "You're a nine-year-old boy."
Boy: "I'm a third year."
Rohini to Lisa: "That nine-year-old boy thinks he's a first year."