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(Ralphs parking lot)
Me: Why are these people meandering in the street?
(moments later)
Lisa: My window is open. I think she heard us. She looks like's going to fart on your car.

(one minute later)
Vivian: That pregnant lady isn't wearing any pants.
Lisa: They're kinda sheer.
Vivian: They're TOTALLY sheer!

Vivian: Shia Laboeuf! Eric Dane....oops, Eric Bana!

Lisa: "I don't like it when Lea Salonga raps through 'On My Own.'"

And great lines from musicals...

BOQ: "Nessa, uh, Nessa, I'v got something to confess-A..."

NESSA: "It's because I'm in this chaaaaaaair!"

JAVERT: "One more day to revolution/we will nip it in the bud/we'll be ready for these schoolboys/they will wet themselves with blood"

Red and Black. The whole song.