Life on D9

"It wasn't because she was a girl, it was because she was a person." -Mee Ko

"Did you do it? Did you? Did you do it?" -Aliyah
::Tulika, Kim and Cindy stare at Aliyah in horror::

K-fed dancing.

"Oooh Sam. Sam, Sam, Sam!" -Aliyah.

"Oooh vodka. Vodka, vodka, vodka!" -Aliyah.

"No, tequila will get jealous." -Tulika.

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Vivian: "My brother threatened to bleach my Mr. and Mrs. Smith shirt...and I was like, WHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAATTTTTTT????"

Henry: "Mike's balls are so low..." (ok, referring to tennis)

Slackjaw for days on end...

Rohini to first-year: "You're a nine-year-old boy."
Boy: "I'm a third year."
Rohini to Lisa: "That nine-year-old boy thinks he's a first year."

Turtle Bone

2 more from mee ko

-asked what animal she would be at an interview: "i'm most like a turtle, cause i have a hard outer shell. but when THE TIME IS RIGHT, i'll stick my head out."

-"vivian has a BONEY!"