Thursday, March 10, 2005

theories and other errata

The backwards name theory: if you pronounce someone's name backwards, it reveals an inherent (yet sometimes hidden) truth about them...

Tulika = Akilut = I'll kill it!
Sarah = Haras = Harass
Lisa = Asil = A seal
Mee Ko = Okeem = Oh, chem!
Rohini = Inihor = Any whore
Vivian = Naiviv = Naive
Aliyah = Hayila = Same (ooooooh...)

Bonding over being "beaten" as children (feather duster!)...except Sarah (token white girl...grounding????? puh-leeze).

Weak sauce!

"Nooooooooooooo...bitch!" to the girl who wants to copy my math notes.

Lisa's split personality "Marly..."

Discussing Reading Rainbow...
Henry: I'll be right back...
(comes back a minute later blaring the theme song from laptop)
funnier than it sounds, guys...

Saturday, March 05, 2005

update

Tulika tries to tickle Henry.
Henry: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! (falls over, taking down Rohini along with him in De Neve)
Everyone: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Tulika is dubbed: "Queen Tulika"

Lisa: "I have really big legs and small arms! I'm like a T-Rex!"

Things Sana overhears while we're in Lisa's room (with only Lisa, Tulika, and Mee Ko inside):
Lisa: "Stop flirting with each other! I want to you be more sensual!"
Tulika: "Are you calling me a flamboyant gay man?!"
Mee Ko: "Why does he always overhear the awkward comments?"
So then we proceed to put eyeliner on him.

Everyone has an alter ego...
Aliyah: "X," a hardcore gangsta.
Tulika: "Tulika Goth"
Lisa: "L.S.," ask if you wanna know...
Vivian: Cindy
Cindy (Cinister): Cindy Luu-Huu
Mee Ko: random blonde cheerleader chick

Obsessions with scents, two trips to Sephora in one hour, refusal to leave, Vivian scared of roller coaster that goes 5 miles per hour...

addendum: can't forget the Dr. Scerri sighting at Kerckhoff and subsequent semi-stalkage (Three Great Things That Happened: new earrings that remind me of science, free ice cream, professor sighting!)