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(Ralphs parking lot)
Me: Why are these people meandering in the street?
(moments later)
Lisa: My window is open. I think she heard us. She looks like's going to fart on your car.

(one minute later)
Vivian: That pregnant lady isn't wearing any pants.
Lisa: They're kinda sheer.
Vivian: They're TOTALLY sheer!

Vivian: Shia Laboeuf! Eric Dane....oops, Eric Bana!

Lisa: "I don't like it when Lea Salonga raps through 'On My Own.'"

And great lines from musicals...

BOQ: "Nessa, uh, Nessa, I'v got something to confess-A..."

NESSA: "It's because I'm in this chaaaaaaair!"

JAVERT: "One more day to revolution/we will nip it in the bud/we'll be ready for these schoolboys/they will wet themselves with blood"

Red and Black. The whole song.

I'm sorry, they're too funny not to be posted

"Attila the pope" - Vivian

on naming Star Wars planets...
Me: "Isn't Endor the planet where the Ewoks live?"
Vivian: "Endor is a moon."

"Adam is so... square backpack!" - Mee Ko

Vivian: "What are those post office boxes called?"
Me: "Mailboxes?"
Mee Ko (outraged): "Whaaaaaatttt?"

Drunky McDrunkenstein

d3 love
"You should love someone taller!" -Lisa to Tulika

"Some Neanderthal was grinding on me. Freaking Fred Flinstone. I was like 'yabadabaNO!!!'" -Lisa

Lisa stealing the Simpsons Season 6 from the frat.

"I miss Gavin. Gavin is HOT" -Rohini

Drunky McDrunkenstein

"You should love someone taller!" -Lisa to Tulika

Lisa stealing the Simpsons season 6 from the frat.

"Some neanderthal was grinding on me. Freaking Fred Flinstone. I was like, 'yabadabaNO!'" -Lisa

"Gavin is HOT!" -Rohini

post-finals-everyone-is-gone-but-i'm-still-here post

Rohini: "I would have all of Brad Pitt's babies until my ovaries ran out of eggs."

Old Man De Neve/Buff Guy and the glass of milk story. No need to elaborate.

Life on D9

"It wasn't because she was a girl, it was because she was a person." -Mee Ko

"Did you do it? Did you? Did you do it?" -Aliyah
::Tulika, Kim and Cindy stare at Aliyah in horror::

K-fed dancing.

"Oooh Sam. Sam, Sam, Sam!" -Aliyah.

"Oooh vodka. Vodka, vodka, vodka!" -Aliyah.

"No, tequila will get jealous." -Tulika.

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Vivian: "My brother threatened to bleach my Mr. and Mrs. Smith shirt...and I was like, WHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAATTTTTTT????"

Henry: "Mike's balls are so low..." (ok, referring to tennis)

Slackjaw for days on end...

Rohini to first-year: "You're a nine-year-old boy."
Boy: "I'm a third year."
Rohini to Lisa: "That nine-year-old boy thinks he's a first year."

Turtle Bone

2 more from mee ko

-asked what animal she would be at an interview: "i'm most like a turtle, cause i have a hard outer shell. but when THE TIME IS RIGHT, i'll stick my head out."

-"vivian has a BONEY!"

d9 welcome week

- can you imagine dating the buff guy? with all his eggs? - rohini
- oh my god, i got a furby!
- putting furbies in the bathroom stalls!
- there's a matress on the cave - i touched it! - henry
- i'm in dykstra! dykstra sucks! - maintenance guys in covel
-rohini, "barney was after our time"
- henry, "no it wasn't!"
- that bitch needs to be cut down! - lisa, after being a victim of mass defriending
- michael "we're doing parking tomorrow", henry "no! we're doing parking tomorrow!"
- that's like the most boring bodice-ripper! - lisa

heh

in the lingerie dept:
Me: We could make our own porno!
Lisa: We have the whole cast right here...I mean, the costumes...

Me: It's nipply in here.

Jello pudding cup bra! Groping the gel bra. Talking about the "porno" on the bus and making some lady move away to another seat.

other:
Tulika: I feel like I'm wearing sea-animal trainer clothing.

Neel: Mist encroaching.

Peter (on the phone): I think I know what I'm allergic to...clams.

Lisa: I avoid MASH like the plague.
Me: What's wrong with MASH?
Lisa: Alan Alda...Korean War...
Me: I like Alan Alda!
Lisa: Convalescent home hottie!
Me: I think he's handsome!

Lisa: My cry baby was named Scott and he was black. I brought it to Chinatown and got dirty looks.

Henry's bird pants (overweight male stripper old man flasher pants).

Man at Sunset Rec with bright pink hot pants.

our signature colors:
Sarah: black
Tulika: silver
Mee Ko: white
Kim: peach
Vivian: sky blue
Cindy: brown
Aliyah: red
Rohini: purple
Henry: green
Lisa: RAINBOW!!

complementary, yet individual!

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on the lookout for:
door-openers
walker-homers
guitar serenaders
hobo protectors
unlame profilers
intellectually above par
cup writer-on ers
baby/dog lovers
say your name when they say hi-ers
try-harders

Lisa: So I told her to hit that...she said she wants to tap that (pause). Tap some bong!